A friend of mine was bored and started collecting 11 of the most horrible, now-running Kickstarters according to us. So if you really don’t know what to do with your money, definitely check out this list.
Click on the titles to go to each Kickstarter.
11. Random bag of almost awesome
If your house isn’t filled with enough shit of your own yet, why not fill it with random shit sent by a stranger through Kickstarter?
$81.00 of $1,000.00 pledged, 3 days left
10. Grocery Pal
Have you taken a shit on your phone again and can’t go shopping because you’ll forget what to buy? Well, luckily, there’s the Grocery Pal!
$10.00 of $40,000.00 funded, 20 days left
Who doesn’t want a 3d-printed, green banana? With extra dangerous risks: The risks and challenges for this project are trying to get a 3d printer to work when I want to just relax.
$73.00 of $300.00 funded, 4 days left
8. Mac & Cheese Grilled Cheese
It’s another “Help me make food X”-Kickstarter which will never be as successful as the guy that got his potato salad funded with more than $55,000, but it’s a good try: A Grilled Cheese sandwich with buns made of Mac & Cheese. An edible heart attack!
$150.00 of $5,000.00 funded, 55 hours left
7. Flat Ironing Your Hair With a Comb and No Electricity
I don’t have any experience with his kind of hair, so I have no idea if this product is ridiculous or useful, but the video alone is enough for this Kickstarter to show up on the list. You get your name on the wall-of-fame if you can actually finish the video without pausing or losing concentration.
$45.00 of $15,000.00 funded, 4 days left
6. Moozi: The Baby Formula System for Perfect Temp Bottles
Are you too lazy to put the baby formula in the microwave? Then the Moozi is the (way too expensive) solution for you!
$5,776 of $50,000 funded, 24 days left
5. HELL TUB – The KILLER HOT TUB Movie
Well, this Kickstarter isn’t exactly…hot! Horrible movie plot with even worse actors. Don’t even spend your time on this, please!
$591 of $50,000 funded, 8 days left
4. Handmade Craft Beer Pong Table
Because nothing says “I’m a low-life” like having a permanent Beer Pong table hanging from your ceiling.
CAD$0.00 of CAD$25,000 funded, 19 days left
“I’m really lonely”. Well, not that weird when you spend your time on making dolls with apert syndrome. Kudos for the name of the Kickstarter though.
$2,685 of $25,000 funded, 7 days left
And I quote: Wtf, it’s just beer caps glued on a wooden J…
$27.00 of $500 funded, 16 days left
1. The Bible translated into Emoticons
Pledge or you’ll go to emoticon-hell.
$52.00 of $25,000 funded, 9 days left